A navy blue good quality T-shirt inspired by a section from my show 'CAN'.
Here is the bit of the show it came from. 
 
I tried to give people insights to help them with their lives. Like “look folks there’s two types of tidying the kitchen yeah? There’s one type of tidy when it’s not a big tidy, you’re just wiping down the surfaces, then there’s another type of tidy when you move the toaster and when you move the toaster, you have opened the door to a big tidy and possibly even a clean. If you wipe where the toaster was you’re in it for at least half an hour. Wife comes downstairs ready to go out. “What are you doing? We’re going to miss the train.” “Sorry I was just wiping down the surface and I accidentally nudged to toaster.” “Oh God, you didn’t did you? So what are we going to do now?” “Well, I’ll just see you tomorrow I guess.” “Yeah, probably for the best.” What I’m saying is- there’s toasters to other parts of your life. You move something and a whole new future is unlocked. It’s difficult to know what to move but we have to find those toasters. It’s all from now on, we can change our lives.