Carspotter

I spot cars
I am a carspotter
I stand on the side of the road and write down number plates
If it's a busy road I don't write down the number plates

I just say
There's one
There's one
There's one
If the roads are really busy I say
There's two
There's two
There's two
Sometimes if the roads are really, really busy
I don’t even say there’s two
I just say YES
YES
YES
YES
When I was little my parents took me on holiday to the M1
I am a carspotter and my favourite type of jam is traffic
I like to sit in parks that have tarmac instead of grass and cars instead of trees

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